dumb people are funny

An Open Letter of Gratitude and Challenge to Facebook

windscryer Apr 01, 2012 12:13

Dear Facebook,

Thanks for kicking me off your site-and for not listening to me when I tried to talk you around your insane reinstatement policies. I know that probably sounds weird, so allow me to elaborate.

Like many denizens of the Internet, I happily joined your little club a few years back so I could connect with my friends. I had my doubts about ( Read more... )

have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, remind me to kill you later, waitwhut?, caution: raging bitch ahead, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, insomnia turns off my tact button, via ljapp, my pimp hand; let me show you it, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, \o/, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, i'm clever & creative. you? are fucked., *dances*, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *vindicated*, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, dear blank/sincerely blank, plotting against the neighbors--again, srslywtf?, no job gives me time to plot against you, i have an attack impala. your move., some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, i did it for the lulz, this is not my joking face, no i don't have anything better to do., don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, candycanes and lollipops for all! \o/, *win*, okay random, ranty rant, dumb people are funny, what is this i don't even, all your world are belong to me, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, *gloat*, fuck you very much, i know where i've been, some people's kids

Productivity is overrated. So is rating things.

windscryer Jan 08, 2012 14:59

Yay! Finally fixed a tag that was bugging me!

Gimme a break, okay? That's the most productive thing I've managed in, like, three days. :P

shiiiiiiny!, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, zomj!!!!!, writing is harder than it looks, today would be much easier if i drank, william tell i am not, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, *headdesk*, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, i did it for the lulz, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, i can't blame this on alcohol, *hotch!face*, candycanes and lollipops for all! \o/, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, dumb people are funny, writer's block, all your world are belong to me, one of those days i-- squirrel!

headdesk

windscryer Jan 08, 2012 14:46

I am officially so bad at ending fics that it hurts. Most of the time I get lost and can't find it. But now I've started bulldozing right past it going, "GUYS. IT'S TOTALLY OVER HERE." *walks face first into wall*

*just keeps... walking*

waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, one of those days i get all: derpy, writing is harder than it looks, today would be much easier if i drank, *iz confused*, william tell i am not, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, *headdesk*, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., i can't blame this on alcohol, *hotch!face*, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, brb have to go die now, dumb people are funny

It's not that it snapped the bungee cord on my suspension of disbelief...

windscryer Jan 09, 2011 15:50

...it's that I was handed a package of Silly Bandz and asked to jump into the Grand Canyon ( Read more... )

remind me to kill you later, *cries*, waitwhut?, some days i miss the open ocean, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *dies laughing*, our doom is at hand!, *facepalm*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, zomj!!!!!, *iz confused*, dumb people are funny, lolz r good 4 soul/bad 4 pants, killed ded by the awesome, *headdesk*, some people's kids

I love reviewers. :D

windscryer Apr 14, 2010 19:36

Dear Reviewer Who Didn't Even Have the Courage to Put a Fake Name, Let Alone Log In,

[way to totally copy twilight, like it wasnt obvious. watching her sleep and using the word "irrevocably" really gave it away. "Didnt want to live without her"--again. i laughed when you said, "he didn't sleep." that is totally NOT shawn's character. just write ( Read more... )

this is why i write, dear blank/sincerely blank, waitwhut?, *facepalm*, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, when fangirls attack..., i did it for the lulz, dumb people are funny, just when you think it's safe..., *dies laughing*, lolz r good 4 soul/bad 4 pants